Ball Park Smoked White Turkey Franks

If it were legal to marry a turkey hot dog, we would definitely consider proposing to these delicious fat free franks. They're made from white meat turkey, they have only 40 calories, fit perfectly in a bun and they'll never EVER tell you your ass looks fat in your jeans. Truth is, your ass is less likely to look fat in any jeans if you eat these dogs. Great alone, on a bun (regular or lettuce), or even in a nice hot bowl of fat free veggie chili, these puppies should become a staple in your fridge or freezer.

How can a hot dog made of turkey contain as many calories and fat grams as a regular beef hot dog? Ask the fine folks over at Butterball. These fat-filled wieners are masquerading as some sort of healthy food, touting "40% less fat" on the package. Ummm, 40% less fat than what? A tub of lard? 90 of the 130 calories in these pups come from fat...that's 70 percent! Ew! Warning: Read packages carefully!