The seafood-serving chain known as Red Lobster has a light side and a dark side to its menu. It's kind of like The Force in this way... only with cheesy biscuits. Warning: Talk Like a Pirate Day is this Sunday, so we're getting into the spirit. Read on, mateys!
HG Heads-Up: Wondering where the stats are for sugars, fiber, and protein? So were we. Red Lobster doesn't provide them. For this reason, PointsPlus® values cannot be calculated. Arrrrr...
You can't go wrong with this one. It's super basic: chilled shrimp that's been cooked without oil or other fatty stuff, served with lemon wedges and cocktail sauce. We love it! Go nuts and get one all for yourself...
With stats this low, feel free to splurge and get the twice-as-big bowl. Truly a good choice. We heart you, Manhattan!
Garden Side Salad with Petite Shrimp and Pico de Gallo PER SERVING (1 order): 115 calories, 3g fat, 390mg sodium, 15g carbs
This is a great way to start a meal. You get lots of flavor from the pico de gallo, plenty of filling veggies, and a protein boost from the shrimp. SO much better than the 270-calorie, 21-grams-of-fat Caesar side salad!!!
SHOCKER! Crispy Calamari and Vegetables PER SERVING (1 order): 1,520 calories, 97g fat, 3,050mg sodium, 115g carbs
But... but... it has broccoli... and red bell peppers! Yeah, they're still deep-fried. Between the crispy, oily batter and the creamy sauce they give you to dunk it all in, these normally light items are a no-go.
Feelin' Saucy? If you want to dip or dress, these picks are best: Pico de Gallo (10 calories, 0g fat), Marinara Sauce (25 calories, 1g fat), Cocktail Sauce (40 calories, 0g fat), Fat-Free Ranch (60 calories), and Balsamic Vinaigrette (80 calories, 6g fat). Even the yummy-sounding Piña Colada Sauce is a decent choice, with 80 calories and 4g fat. But avoid the Caesar Dressing, Honey Mustard Dipping Sauce, and (obviously!) the 100% Pure Melted Butter; there are 280 - 350 calories and 26 - 38g fat in each serving of those!
The Fresh Fish menu is a treasure chest of goodies! Ordered Wood-Grilled, Broiled, or Blackened, with fresh broccoli on the side, these options rock the boat in a GOOD way...
Tilapia PER SERVING (1 full portion with broccoli): 360 calories, 4.5g fat, 270mg sodium, 12g carbs
Tuna PER SERVING (1 full portion with broccoli): 360 calories, 1.5g fat, 640mg sodium, 8g carbs
Rainbow Trout PER SERVING (1 full portion with broccoli): 410 calories, 19g fat, 580mg sodium, 7g carbs
Love lobster and crab? You're in luck...
Steamed Maine Lobster PER SERVING (1 1/4 lbs.): 45 calories, 0g fat, 350mg sodium, 0g carbs
This is your basic crustacean, but it's not your only option. The Rock Lobster Tail has a slim 90 calories and 1g fat, and the Stuffed Maine Lobster has 240 calories and 7g fat. As for crab legs? A pound of Snow Crab Legs has 160 calories and 1g fat, while the North Pacific King Crab Legs meal has 390 calories and 3.5g fat. (Heads Up: Crab legs are naturally very high in sodium.) Ahoy!
Of course, if you landlubbers want something a little more elaborate...
ADD 'ER ON... For only 80 calories and 0.5g fat, get a 1/2-lb. order of Snow Crab Legs with your meal! Or go for a 1/2 lb. of North Pacific King Crab Legs, which has 130 calories and 1g fat. How 'bout them sea legs?!
SHOCKER! The Warm Chocolate Chip Lava Cookie or the Chocolate Wave PER SERVING (1 order): 1,070 - 1,490 calories, 51 - 81g fat, 470 - 950mg sodium, 142 - 172g carbs
These terrifying desserts a la mode are the worst of the bunch. We totally get that a ginormous slice of chocolate cake has such crazy stats... but a COOKIE?
ALSO SHOCKING! The New York-Style Cheesecake with Strawberries or the Key Lime Pie PER SERVING (1 order): 520 - 580 calories, 22 - 36g fat, 270 - 450mg sodium, 39 - 88g carbs
These are the sweets with the lowest stats... still WAY higher than we'd like. Share one with many of yer mateys, or get off the boat and head home for a no-guilt dessert in your jammies.
HG Tip!!! If ye still be confused about what to order, choose something from the LightHouse Menu. Yarrrr welcome...
CHEW ON THIS: AHOY!! Sunday, September 19th, is Talk Like A Pirate Day. So head over to Red Lobster with our survival guide in hand, and try not to annoy your server TOO much with your pirate lingo...
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