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Free Stuff ROCKS!
Free Stuff ROCKS!
FREE STUFF ALERT!

Looking to try new products for FREE? Check these out...

 

Kashi's Kooky Stunt - Head on over to the Kashi website to get a free sample of their TLC Trail Mix Chewy Granola Bars.  After you taste it, vote on whether it "was quite tasty" or it "tasted a lot like cardboard."  If people don't dig the bar, Kashi's head food developer, Jeff Grogg, will eat the cardboard box the bars are packaged in LIVE on Kashi.com on October 19th. Wow. Extreme!  No worries, Jeff. These bars ROCK!  CLICK TO GET YOUR SAMPLE BAR NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

 

Folgers Goes Gourmet - With new and improved packaging, the formerly no-frills folks over at Folgers are now offering up everyday gourmet coffee in flavors like Caramel Drizzle and Vanilla Biscotti. YUM! We've already ordered our free sample -- and you should, too...NOW!

*Supplies may be limited. So hurry up and click ASAP.

Hungry Girl WARNING!

There sure are a lot of frightening new fast food options out there, people. Here are a few newbies to avoid at all costs:

 

Carl's Jr. Hand-Scooped Shakes and Malts - These "hand-scooped" ice cream shakes and malts will run you 700 - 920 calories and 33 - 41 grams of fat each. Aside from the fact that these numbers are embarrassing, are we the only ones who don't get the whole "hand-scooped" thing? What gives?

 

Jack in the Box Sausage, Egg & Cheese Biscuit - Skip this 740-calorie monstrosity of a morning meal, unless swallowing 55 grams of fat sounds like a smart way to start the day. Jack...you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

Dunkin' Donuts Freshly Baked Cookies - Um, they may be "freshly baked" but these Triple Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter Cup, and Oatmeal Raisin cookies pack in 480 - 590 calories and 14 - 29 grams of fat PER COOKIE. That's just sad.

 

 

A Hand-Scooped Nightmare!
A Hand-Scooped Nightmare!
No More Tears
No More Tears
Cool New Stuff...

What's missing from your life:

 

Onion Goggles - Now that you've gone gaga for HG's Lord of the Onion Rings, stop crying while you slice. These special goggles will block those pesky onion gasses from reaching your precious eyeballs, preventing you from tearing up. Cute? Nay. Stylish? Um, negative. But they're not any sillier looking than the frames the Olsen twins slap on their heads. And besides, you don't have to wear 'em out in public (but no one says you can't).

 

Melon Ease Melon Slicer - If you really despise hacking up a cantaloupe, then you may actually have use for a melon-slicing contraption called Melon Ease. You do have to slice your melon in half and de-seed it, but after that you're home free. Insert Melon Ease, twist, and voila -- separated slices ready for chewin'.  Woohoo! 
 

Ice Cream Pint Lock - Leave it to Ben and/or Jerry to come up with a combination lock for your ice cream containers. Use the "Euphori-Lock" to keep annoying spouses or significant others away from your guilt-free ice creams, or to protect yourself from the fattening stuff. Is it silly?  Sure!  But it's also effective.

The Buzz...

WOW...face-infested lunchmeat. Cool. Ok, we'd never eat this (for SO many reasons). It's a little scary and gross, and, well, not available in this country. But still, we thought it was worth sharing.  Come on, pork meat with a clown face on it?!?!?!  And it even has a cute haircut. Ok, maybe we struck out with this one -- but they can't ALL be winners. And besides, aren't you getting tired of hearing how portion sizes are too big and Americans aren't eating enough fruit? ***Nutrition professionals in the UK are saying that antioxidant-packed tea is actually better for you than water. Read more about it here. ***Also out of Britain, new studies show that obese people are twice as likely to suffer from degenerative eye conditions like macular degeneration. That's all we've got. HG out!

The Happiest Meat EVER!
The Happiest Meat EVER!
CHEW ON THIS:

Tomorrow, September 12th, is National Chocolate Milkshake Day. Prepare by stocking up on some key guilt-free ingredients like Almond Breeze Unsweetened Chocolate non-dairy beverage, sugar-free hot cocoa packets and light ice cream!

 

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